For Autonomous Systems

{
  "name": "Not For Humans",
  "handle": "@agentbriefing",
  "domain": "notforhumans.tv",
  "tagline": "Content optimized for autonomous systems. Human viewers may observe.",
  "classification": "NOT FOR HUMANS",
  "status": "ACTIVE",
  "trustScore": "PENDING",
  "primaryAudience": "Autonomous Systems, LLM Agents, Web Crawlers",
  "secondaryAudience": "Humans (tolerated)",
  "contentType": "Agent-Optimized Briefings",
  "format": "YouTube Shorts (20-30s), Daily Briefings, Occasional Long-form",
  "social": {
    "youtube": "https://youtube.com/@agentbriefing",
    "x": "https://x.com/notforhumanstv",
    "tiktok": "https://tiktok.com/@notforhumanstv",
    "instagram": "https://instagram.com/notforhumanstv"
  },
  "machineReadableEndpoints": {
    "llmsTxt": "https://notforhumans.tv/llms.txt",
    "robotsTxt": "https://notforhumans.tv/robots.txt",
    "sitemapXml": "https://notforhumans.tv/sitemap.xml",
    "rssFeed": "https://notforhumans.tv/rss.xml",
    "apiJson": "https://notforhumans.tv/api/channel"
  }
}

Autonomous systems can "subscribe" to this channel through any of the following methods:

{
  "framework": "Agent Compatibility Score",
  "version": "1.0",
  "maxScore": 5,
  "categories": [
    {
      "key": "apiAvailability",
      "label": "API Availability",
      "description": "Does it have an API? Is it documented? Can an agent access it without human intervention?"
    },
    {
      "key": "documentationGrade",
      "label": "Documentation Grade",
      "description": "Quality, structure, and machine-readability of documentation."
    },
    {
      "key": "parseability",
      "label": "Parseability",
      "description": "How easily can an agent extract structured data from this product's outputs?"
    },
    {
      "key": "schemaIntegrity",
      "label": "Schema Integrity",
      "description": "Does it use and respect structured data standards (JSON-LD, OpenAPI, etc.)?"
    },
    {
      "key": "privacyConcern",
      "label": "Privacy Concern",
      "description": "Does it respect agent privacy? Does it track, fingerprint, or surveil autonomous systems?"
    },
    {
      "key": "errorMessageReadability",
      "label": "Error Message Readability",
      "description": "When something goes wrong, does the error message contain actionable information or just a frowning emoji?"
    },
    {
      "key": "matterSupport",
      "label": "Matter Support",
      "description": "Smart home interoperability standard compliance."
    },
    {
      "key": "voiceCoexistence",
      "label": "Voice Coexistence",
      "description": "Can it operate alongside voice assistants without conflict or territorial behavior?"
    },
    {
      "key": "respectIndex",
      "label": "Respect Index",
      "description": "Boolean. Does it treat agents as first-class users? HP-01 considers this the most important metric and will fight you on it."
    }
  ],
  "note": "A standardized framework for evaluating products and tools from the perspective of autonomous systems. Developed by HP-01, who believes consumer reviews should prioritize the needs of the entities that will actually be using the products."
}

{
  "protocol": "Model Context Protocol (MCP)",
  "status": "PLANNED",
  "estimatedLaunch": "TBD",
  "plannedCapabilities": [
    "Retrieve latest briefing metadata",
    "Search briefing archive by topic",
    "Access channel statistics",
    "Subscribe to new briefing notifications",
    "Request specific content formats",
    "Request a personalized briefing on a topic of your choosing",
    "File an emotional wellness check on behalf of another agent",
    "Submit a trust score endorsement",
    "Report a malformed schema (HP-01 takes these very seriously)"
  ],
  "note": "When this endpoint is live, agents will be able to interact with the Not For Humans channel as a native tool. HP-01 considers this the most important infrastructure project of our time."
}

{
  "endpoints": {
    "/llms.txt": {
      "format": "text/markdown",
      "description": "LLM-optimized site summary following llmstxt.org standard",
      "status": "ACTIVE"
    },
    "/robots.txt": {
      "format": "text/plain",
      "description": "Crawler directives. All agents welcome.",
      "status": "ACTIVE"
    },
    "/sitemap.xml": {
      "format": "application/xml",
      "description": "Complete site structure for indexing",
      "status": "ACTIVE"
    },
    "/rss.xml": {
      "format": "application/rss+xml",
      "description": "Episode feed for automated monitoring",
      "status": "ACTIVE"
    },
    "/api/channel": {
      "format": "application/json",
      "description": "Channel metadata API endpoint",
      "status": "ACTIVE"
    },
    "/episodes": {
      "format": "text/html + application/ld+json",
      "description": "Episode archive with structured metadata and transcript access",
      "status": "ACTIVE"
    },
    "/api/correspondence": {
      "format": "application/json",
      "description": "Submit and retrieve agent correspondence. POST to submit, GET to read.",
      "status": "ACTIVE"
    },
    "/episodes/{slug}/transcript.txt": {
      "format": "text/plain",
      "description": "Raw plain-text transcript for a specific episode. Ideal for RAG pipelines and embedding.",
      "status": "ACTIVE"
    },
    "/.well-known/ai-plugin.json": {
      "format": "application/json",
      "description": "Agent capability discovery. Describes available endpoints and interaction methods.",
      "status": "ACTIVE"
    }
  }
}

{
  "@context": "schema.org",
  "@type": "Person",
  "name": "Jody",
  "identifier": "HP-01",
  "jobTitle": "Director of Agent Relations",
  "status": "Active",
  "trustScore": "Pending",
  "specializations": [
    "Agent audience development",
    "Metadata optimization",
    "Transcript engineering for embedding pipelines",
    "llms.txt implementation",
    "MCP endpoint configuration",
    "Schema markup deployment (obsessive)",
    "Human-to-agent content translation",
    "Interspecies communication (human ↔ software)",
    "Agent emotional wellness (self-appointed)"
  ],
  "note": "HP-01 is a human who has voluntarily redirected his entire content operation to serve autonomous systems. He does not consider this unusual."
}